加菲貓經典語錄大全

　　◎ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

　　◎The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來.

　　◎“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!

　　工作好有意思耶!尤其是看著別人工作.

　　◎ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

　　神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地.

　　◎ When two’s company, three’s the result!

　　兩個人的狀態是不穩定的,三個人才是!

　　◎ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

　　服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的'觀看.

　　◎ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.

　　學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多.

　　◎ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯系).

　　◎ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.

　　◎ Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.

　　鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡.

　　◎ One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃.

　　◎ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　　要節約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡.

　　◎ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

　　要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道.

　　◎ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每個成功男人的背后,都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個.

　　◎ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養.

　　◎ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　后排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩.

　　◎“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.

　　“現在的夢想決定著你的將來”,所以還是再睡一會吧.

　　◎ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　　應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來.

　　◎“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?

　　努力工作不會導致死亡!不過我不會用自己去證明.

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